"Who buys a video for great locations and production values. its about the fucking first and foremost."
OK I'll answer your question by saying ME and no doubt others.
I'm sorry but I have never seen an OEJ production so from what I can gather you feel that OEJ viewers are all about wank foder and have no interest in settings or dialog. That just drop their pants blast one off and then done! That thinking for today approach really backs up my here and now theory.
Glad you are selling loads
DG
why is uk porn so poor?
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forepl4yer
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Re: why is uk porn so poor?
I agree, Partyhardcore.com and Drunksexorgy.com are the best porn sites by a country mile at the moment.
That said, they aint British, so probably shouldn't be mentioned on here.
That said, they aint British, so probably shouldn't be mentioned on here.
You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.
Re: why is uk porn so poor?
Digi-guy, I don't think you've got a clue.
I've been on many a high budget shoot, where the girls are having to learn lines they can't or aren't happy with delivering. which sets things off on a bad vibe, thus affecting the sex. Good gonzo does away with that problem.
Or the production that has had alot of money thrown at it for all the top stars to be in the film & no one has thought of matchmaking or talent compatibility!
Who gives a fuck about the location or production values when the sex is crap.
When low budget gonzo gets it right nothing can touch it, I don't care how much money you spend on talent, scripts or locations!
Its all about the sex first & everything else is second.......
I've been on many a high budget shoot, where the girls are having to learn lines they can't or aren't happy with delivering. which sets things off on a bad vibe, thus affecting the sex. Good gonzo does away with that problem.
Or the production that has had alot of money thrown at it for all the top stars to be in the film & no one has thought of matchmaking or talent compatibility!
Who gives a fuck about the location or production values when the sex is crap.
When low budget gonzo gets it right nothing can touch it, I don't care how much money you spend on talent, scripts or locations!
Its all about the sex first & everything else is second.......
Re: why is uk porn so poor?
Won't it get deleted if someone says which titles they think are crap?
If not, then here's two pieces of utter rubbish I bought recently:
Terryvision's Naughty Shorties 4
Double D Productions Hard Eighteen
Good looking gals too, but all so dull.
Where's the British Rocco?
If not, then here's two pieces of utter rubbish I bought recently:
Terryvision's Naughty Shorties 4
Double D Productions Hard Eighteen
Good looking gals too, but all so dull.
Where's the British Rocco?
Re: why is uk porn so poor?
A bit more better, now why were they dull?
Was the sex erotic, energetic, animalistic, tender, hot?
Was the camera work, stud, scenario ineffective in producing any turn-on?
Was the sex erotic, energetic, animalistic, tender, hot?
Was the camera work, stud, scenario ineffective in producing any turn-on?
~~~~~joe king~~~~~
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Re: why is uk porn so poor?
Ha-ha-ha! Bill, you are soo funny. Lucky I have a sense of humour. Hey, I tell you what, if you got the receipt I'll give you your money back.
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Re: why is uk porn so poor?
The last thing we need is a british rocco! One was bad enough
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Re: why is uk porn so poor?
"Digi-guy, I don't think you've got a clue."
So as a buyer of porn I have no idea what I like to watch? So again what you are saying is that porn is an industry un like anyother? What a shame because if there were any buisness men in porn they would understand it's just like any other industry and the market has to be driven by demand. But the problem with that is it would mean listening to customers and its clear from this reply you are not happy with that.
"I've been on many a high budget shoot, where the girls are having to learn lines they can't or aren't happy with delivering. which sets things off on a bad vibe, thus affecting the sex. Good gonzo does away with that problem.
Or the production that has had alot of money thrown at it for all the top stars to be in the film & no one has thought of matchmaking or talent compatibility!"
Take the words "high Budget" and put them with "Matchmaking, Talent, Compatability" and thats what we are talking about.
"When low budget gonzo gets it right nothing can touch it"
So in your world product is driven by budget so if we use your logic then the cheaper the film the better it is! Again this is not the angle of any credible buisness plan as the key to any success is product.
"Its all about the sex first & everything else is second"
This again is a classic line but if that be the case the industry is fucked as every hard core film has sex in it. With this style of inward thinking the yanks must be laughing silly and wondering why we haven't created our own style of porn.
I'd like to say its been a pleasure but it's been a fucking nightmare
DG
So as a buyer of porn I have no idea what I like to watch? So again what you are saying is that porn is an industry un like anyother? What a shame because if there were any buisness men in porn they would understand it's just like any other industry and the market has to be driven by demand. But the problem with that is it would mean listening to customers and its clear from this reply you are not happy with that.
"I've been on many a high budget shoot, where the girls are having to learn lines they can't or aren't happy with delivering. which sets things off on a bad vibe, thus affecting the sex. Good gonzo does away with that problem.
Or the production that has had alot of money thrown at it for all the top stars to be in the film & no one has thought of matchmaking or talent compatibility!"
Take the words "high Budget" and put them with "Matchmaking, Talent, Compatability" and thats what we are talking about.
"When low budget gonzo gets it right nothing can touch it"
So in your world product is driven by budget so if we use your logic then the cheaper the film the better it is! Again this is not the angle of any credible buisness plan as the key to any success is product.
"Its all about the sex first & everything else is second"
This again is a classic line but if that be the case the industry is fucked as every hard core film has sex in it. With this style of inward thinking the yanks must be laughing silly and wondering why we haven't created our own style of porn.
I'd like to say its been a pleasure but it's been a fucking nightmare
DG
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Deuce Bigolo
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Re: why is uk porn so poor?
If thats how you choose your Porn then I'd suggest you bypass Brit Porn
or if you wish to persist do a lot of research before any purchase or maybe check out the past productions of that ilk which contain Brits like roxanne hall,laura singer,nici sterling,katy,laura turner,tamsin le vann,sabrina johnson,samantha shamal,gilly sampson,janey lamb, etc
I used to think as you do but having watched about 500 Euro & Yank flicks I've come to the conclusion that production values & locations are over rated
if they don't contribute to the sexual build up,far too often they don't
Good porn is all about the Girl and her Performance/Reactions
She either makes or breaks the film
The Studs will do their business but unless she's REALLY getting off then all
the production values & lavish locations will have been wasted IMHO
cheers
B....OZ From a Straight Male Punters Perspective
or if you wish to persist do a lot of research before any purchase or maybe check out the past productions of that ilk which contain Brits like roxanne hall,laura singer,nici sterling,katy,laura turner,tamsin le vann,sabrina johnson,samantha shamal,gilly sampson,janey lamb, etc
I used to think as you do but having watched about 500 Euro & Yank flicks I've come to the conclusion that production values & locations are over rated
if they don't contribute to the sexual build up,far too often they don't
Good porn is all about the Girl and her Performance/Reactions
She either makes or breaks the film
The Studs will do their business but unless she's REALLY getting off then all
the production values & lavish locations will have been wasted IMHO
cheers
B....OZ From a Straight Male Punters Perspective
Re: why is uk porn so poor?
"If thats how you choose your Porn then I'd suggest you bypass Brit Porn"
But there are British Producers making just the stuff I'm talking about but after seeing 500 films you are suffering from porn burn out (quoting OEJ) so you wouldn't see their stuff becuase you are one tracked in to instant viewing.
This post started with Wax saying about the state of British porn and so far its provoked some interesting responses. Here is a benchmark for the future. Lets mark our calendars for 2010 and see how many of these Gonzo guys are still in the industry. I'm sure Dr Who would nip out and then tell us this bloke is working at MacDonalds and that bloke is working at a fuel station etc
The UK is currently suffering from low adult sales caused from too much american imports and too much no thought British porn
DG
But there are British Producers making just the stuff I'm talking about but after seeing 500 films you are suffering from porn burn out (quoting OEJ) so you wouldn't see their stuff becuase you are one tracked in to instant viewing.
This post started with Wax saying about the state of British porn and so far its provoked some interesting responses. Here is a benchmark for the future. Lets mark our calendars for 2010 and see how many of these Gonzo guys are still in the industry. I'm sure Dr Who would nip out and then tell us this bloke is working at MacDonalds and that bloke is working at a fuel station etc
The UK is currently suffering from low adult sales caused from too much american imports and too much no thought British porn
DG