Video Documentary

[Cerberus]

E Anglia-based Production company is looking for women TV Presenters/Researchers/Executives.
We are planning a series for Satellite TV & DVD release.
The series is an intelligent, sympathetic in depth look at the world of female TV Executives,Presenters & Researchers, the family lies, deception & the sex! Full of fresh fun and provocative storylines.

We are looking for women for various stories:

1. Bukkake/Cream Pies - we are looking for girls who do research work and would be willing to let us film them going through the Auditions.

2. Electric sex - researchers who will try out an assortment of electric sex toys on camera.

3. The Sybian. We need someone to test it out for us, live on camera!

4. Any straight women TV Executive, preferably first-timers to give an in depth perspective on the performance of the "UK Male Stud".

5. The reveal - All our findings are discussed in an open forum with participants' "Nearest & Dearest" see the fantastic "Response Cam" pictures, live as they happen!

If you're interested in our venture please contact me for more information. Absolute discretion assured.

Thanks very much,

Cerberus.

[Peter]

Are you paying?

[Cerberus]

Why?
It will be a good promotion opportunity, with global coverage!!!!!!!!

[Scott Rider]

Strike me that if you're not paying then its got to be a bit..erm...dodgy?

[Cerberus]

Not at all, it's a genuine offer.
I'm willing to pay expenses & loss of earnings.

[Scott Rider]

ok, sorry to question the authenticity. Hope it goes well for you. What will the dvd be called?

[Cerberus]

C'mon guys it's not that early! Doesn't this sound familiar?


Just testing if CH5, CH4 researchers prowl the web at weekends! lol

[kitten kong]

Yes here we go again, is Kitten alone in trying to drive these Broadcast Telly Luvvies off this forum with their exploitative crap and tranparent offers. Always the same shit, "No money" but "You'll get publicity".

These "Nice but Dims" and "Henriettas" come fresh out of Cambridge and all they can think of are either stupid programmes about property, or humiliating and exploiting the Good People of Porn..........go and sod off back to Islington the lot of you!

Get yourselves an imagination and make some decent programmes.

[Peter]

The original post/poster is taking the p*ss

[mart]

Hee hee.
I do love it when people fall for such obvious piss takes.

Mart