Producers - what normal punters want to see...

[fevrd]

So how many 20 minute scenes should there be?

(Ok I know you would like 20 but what's the minimum)

[Officer Dibble]

Cheers dude. You know it makes sense.

Anna Ventura hey? Luverly jubbly.


Officer Dibbs

[Officer Dibble]

There are usually five or six 15-20 minute scenes in a decent 90-minute movie. I reckon 90 minutes is the optimum length for a feature. Any longer and it can get tedious and you start to get the notion that the producer or distributor is taking the piss, assuming that you are a man who prefers quantity over quality (in other words a no-taste, small-wad and cheapskate.) I always fid that irritating whatever the type of consumer goods I am purchasing.

Officer Dibble

[Snake Diamond]

I agree with that, I don't mind a movie having an "Anal Scene" but i DO NOT want to see an internal investigatory view inside the woman's colon.

[Pierre]

Nice one Terry! Didn't know you you were so articulate in your journalism! Please mail me as have lost your contact details.

[medpub]

sex is sex:
sex and situation is eroticism

[steveuk]

You mean '3' ISN'T the biggest problem?

Lucky for you.