Oh yes, the police had some money to waste, about one and a half million in fact, so they decided to follow me around for a few years, and then chuck me in jail. Ironically, [now THAT'S an understatement] 12 years later they're getting the whole lot back from the tax I pay for doing exactly the same thing as I got put in jail for. So 12 years ago I was a filthy scumbag pornographer lowlife woman-hating piece of shit, suitable only for being thrown in jail to protect society from the evil that I spread like a veritable 'cancer in our society' [Lord Lane if I'm not mistaken], but wait - now even though they think of me in exactly the same way, now they've made porn legal, they can have double bubble by taxing the bollocks off me as well. We may have no chance at the Olympics, but if there was a competition for hypocrisy I've a feeling Britain would win hands down!