someone's been a naughty girl...

[Jonboy]

This does sound like a hoax. Who by is a different matter . Claire is married and has been out of the biz for a couple of years AFAIK . As far as I am aware she only ever did a couple of magazine shoots and any video work was extremely soft. So really this post should not be on here to begin with

[John]

Wow.

Feel free to email/phone him or whatever, I've sent you the email I got. I don't know you and I'm guessing you don't know me so I'm not too sure why you've decided to go off on one.

My email and ICQ are in my profile so if there's something you feel you need to say to me it's probably best not to bring it onto this forum. Of course if I have to post more replies my sig views may make it into double figures (LOL).

[jj]

......you'd be better off worrying about incurring MY wrath: I assure you, in matters of wreaking petty revenge, young Mr Woodgnome is but as a newborn babe compared to JJ Nemesis Revenge & Retribution Inc. I even advised that God fellah on the Pillar of Salt thingy, and slaughtering babies, etc............and what I don't know about plagues of boils........
But deleting posts from anyone labouring under the impression that they're a Womble certainly seems likle a prudent move............I have infected all their skanky fake-fur coats with mange, ha ha, hee hee........

[essarr]

I think it's all bollocks!! about her, shame there is no word from the girl herself on this matter. Mind you i am biased as she is my fave brit babe and has been for some time. take a look at . . . Still can't believe what i have read it must be a hoax surely!.

[John]

Well, I got a reply from Alan Thomas via the met.police.uk email address so I can only assume that it is actually real.

[marcusallen]

John,
You "got a reply" and..................?
we await the results of this Serious Investigation" with bated breath
(Or in my case, with J.Walker's breath).

Is it safe to asume that the lady is quaking in her shoes behind locked doors and barred windows or have her international money-laundering/drug trafficking "mafioso" spirited her away to unknown sunny climes?

[clueless_joe]

I WILL HELP HER SOW FOR LIABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM A QUALEFIED LAWYAR!!!!!!!!!

[clueless_joe]

I wil stap him in the EYE for being IMPADENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[clueless_joe]

yesss MAGOE!!!!!!! We wil imvite him outcide (eg behind the BIKESCHED'S!!!!) and then we wil administar a vigoros KIKEING!!!!!!!

(ie he wil make aquantance with MISTERBOOT!!!!!!!!!)

[clueless_joe]

MADAMSHOLAY was a LESBAIN!!!!! she have a thresoame with PAMSEMCLEMENCE and JULYBIRCHAL!!!!!!!!!!!