very lucrative 'porn on your mobile phone'

[Kirsty]

Hi there,

As an additional lucrative revenue stream, would any porn stars/producers be interested in promoting yourself with our 'mobile phone porn' service. In a nutshell, 6 of your hotest jpegs in a motion sequence that mobile users can download to their colour MMS compatible phones.

We charge ?50 to create and host the WAP/SMS movie/sequence and pay 40p everytime someone requests your picture text message.

Works on MMS, GSM colour mobile phones.

If anyone would like a sample of lesbian porn sent to their colour mobile phone, text the name: KIRSTY to 89798 ?1.50 per picture sequence. www.telmac.com/reseller for T&Cs.

Regards

[Bob the Builder]

Cheap at the price. Sixpence a dozen at Rotherham market.

File under "one born every minute".