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"banged the hoover into my giblets in the dark" Sounds like one of those excuses that casualty doctors make jokes about - when people come in with strange objects stuck up their arse. What's this fashion for "Haze" as a surname? Is it the cannabis connotation? Kimmy does indeed appeal to the loins ...

Excellent story. My local park is exactly like this one - overrun by Canada geese and pigeons. Goose-poo makes an otherwise well-kept park look like shit. So I agree that indiscriminate public feeding builds the population of these vermin - but totally oppose giving jobsworths the right to chance ...

Are you suggesting we are safer nowadays if we fall into the hands of the police? What kind of crime would make a detective use violence to obtain a confession? I doubt they bothered with strong-arm stuff except when faced with suspected armed robbers or sex offenders - probably a rare event in any ...

Great employment tribunal story this morning- There is a delicious irony in the Police having to defend themselves for sacking a believer in psychic phenomena. Long ago, before political correctness and the discovery of "institutional racism", before performance targets and support workers, before ...

Jan Akkerman has everything. Absolutely the best.

From wikipedia "Nim Chimpsky, a chimpanzee who was the subject of a study in animal language acquisition at Columbia University, was named after Chomsky in reference to his view of language acquisition as a uniquely human ability." No doubt Nim will eventually rise to the level of "celebrated ...

Love this thread. Experience from other forums tells me that any post to do with Jews can break all records for longevity, irrelevance, ignorance, delusion, genuine misunderstanding, and hilarity - and this applies whether the correspondents are black, white, or khaki, atheist, agnostic, or devout ...

"this forum does seem very anti escort " It's not so much anti-escort as politically correct. The blokes in the industry pretend they "respect" women, and the women pretend they work in some kind of a film industry. Both are deluding themselves. Hollywood producers and directors always treated their ...

The first three albums by Loudon Wainwright III

Blondie by Blondie

First couple of Dr Hook albums

All the Miles Davis/Gil Evans albums

Early Jess Roden and Bronco

The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp In Which We Serve I can remember seeing The Wicker Man in a double bill with Don't Look Now. What amazing value the cinema was in those days. Just watched El Cid (free in the Daily Mail - and if you scan the DVD and leave the paper, Sainsbury's charge you 1p for ...